McDonald's Debuts Its New Burger In Honor of California

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 7 April 2014

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The McVolcanoburger is even having great success in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest fast food chain has just announced that it has just unveiled it latest burger creation.

Company spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta said that after just being on the market for 24 hours the new McVolcanoburger is a tremendous success.

She explained that the burger came about as a tribute to all of the wonderful Mickey D's patrons in the great Left Coast State of California who are having to deal with those damn volcanoes on a daily basis.

Zabeletta said that the new McVolcanoburger was test marketed in Tarzana, California; Corpus Christi, Texas; and Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

She pointed out that all three locations actually had people lined up out the door and the drive thru lane at the Corpus Christi restaurant extended for 12 blocks.

Zabeletta said that the new McVolcanoburger has two meats, two slices of cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and little bits of jalapeno peppers as well as little bits of habanero peppers.

She stressed that the burger comes with a warning on the wrapper to be sure and have a soft drink or a bottle of water handy when you bite into one of their deliciously delicous fiery hot McVolcanoburgers.

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