Reruns of Twilight Series Getting Hot

Written by Bureau

Saturday, 26 October 2013

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"Yes! Gave her a big hickey!"

It shouldn't have caught movie theaters around the country off guard but it has.

"We had no idea that such a large crowd would show up for a repeat performance", stated more than one theater owner.

Some are saying they may run for a couple of weeks as each day there have been more people in line.

I would guess that the new "Bite Lines" while they are waiting in line is a big draw. Of course, we don't want to have to call the police or anything so if the young man or young lady in line wants to bite a neck or have his/her neck bitten, they wear a green ribbon in their hair or green eyeshades for the guys. These are sold from our lobby as a guy goes out with a box of them.

Inside, there is a half time break where bites are also allowed and you can give someone your shades or green hair ribbon or accept one from them.

"We still love the movies and sometimes I get a secret bite in the dark", stated one young lady.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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