President Obama Blames Tea Party For Recession: Calls Them "Tin Horn Tokers" For Not Buying Drugs

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Friday, 23 December 2011

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WASHINGTON - Just prior to boarding Air Force One this morning to join Michelle and the girls in Hawaii, President Obama poured it on conservative Tea Party activists by calling them "Tin Horn Tokers" for not buying enough marijuana and cocaine to keep the economy going.

Gone are the days when Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street hedge-fund players would celebrate scoring their end-of-year, million dollar bonuses by buying a kilo of cocaine and handing out Benjamins to all of their ho's.

"Instead," he said with a knowing smirk, "we have a bunch of Tea Party Tin Horn Tokers who couldn't tell a C-note from a cabbage leaf if they were spotted 2 zeros."

He should know. Being a Red Diaper Doper Baby himself, the child of leftist intellectual baby boomers, he was raised from birth on Marxism in a drug tolerant environment. And now, associated with others of the same ilk who have gained access in places of political and intellectual influence, he looks down his nose at those who don't put smack up their's.

Last week, Latin American leaders condemned our government for the soaring drug violence that the hemisphere is paying for with their blood. These leaders expressed disgust for American drug consumers who fuel this violence with their appetite for illegal drugs. Small wonder that President Obama doesn't excoriate his friends and political donors; they like him, see nothing wrong with keeping the underworld of drug pushers employed.

If you have ever wondered why Obama has never admonished his fellow Americans to stop using drugs as a means to prevent the drug cartel mayhem south of our border, perhaps we should ask our friends in the media why they are afraid to pose the question.

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