The wicked witch of Silicon Valley and his flying mosquitoes
While mixing a new genetic nano brew in his cauldron, Bill Gates (otherwise known as The Wicked Witch of Silicon Valley) was chanting a few phrases in Aramaic, summoning all the demons of big money, computer tech, and rabid viruses that no one but he…
Read full storyStarbucks' new drink has the college crowd buzzing (literally)
The Starbucks Coffehouse, Brew Bistro, and Pastry Franchise recently celebrated its 54th anniversary. The company that was born in Seattle, Washington, now has 35,803 outlets in 84 countries including China, Cambodia, Pisagovia, and the Greater An…
Read full storyCarrie Underwood's 'Country Girl String Bikini Panties' are selling like cotton candy at the carnival
Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly gorgeous woman in the world of country music that Carrie Underwood. The Oklahoma native simply oozes sex appeal like soccer players ooze sweat. Miss Un…
Read full storyTrump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months
Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole reports that the hooha grabber's Walk of Fame star has been vandalized again. Lucy Crowsteen, a spokesperson for the sidewalk group noted that since old "Baby Fingers" is so damn hated that they are not going to hav…
Read full storyA Cambodian submarine is missing after it hits a school of tuna
Boom Boom News (Cambodia) is reporting that the Cambodian Navy has just informed the public that the submarine, The Bamboo Queen is missing off the coast of Japan. Early reports are that the sub hit a school of Tunisian Tuna and apparently the fis…
Read full storyThe Hermes bag wars
Rumor has it, allegedly, that you can not purchase a $50,000 Hermes purse/bag unless you have already previously spent about $50,000 before at Hermes. That could be about 4 saddles (they originally sold harnesses and bridles for the carriage trad…
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