Katy Perry may be fired from American Idol - and Jennifer Lopez may be replacing her
The word on the streets of "Celeb City," is that the powers-that-be at American Idol are fit to be tied with the actions of Katy Perry. It appears that Miss Perry is extremely upset at the fact that in order to get higher viewership, the show's ex…
Read full storyA hair saloon owner develops a razorless, waxless, painless way to remove pubic hair
The Alpha Beta News Agency has just learned that a hair salon in Calexico, California, has developed a way to remove unwanted bikini area pubic hair. Reporter Mimosa Sabrosa spoke with the owner of the Pretty Woman Hair Salon, Abigail Bottomfield.
Read full storyWhy is Putin shrinking?
Vladimir Putin appears to be shrinking after his close call from Wagner Group owner Yevgeny Prigozhin. Seems Prigozhin threatened to march to Moscow and take on Putin. Prigozhin, a former hot-dog stand operator, was super pissed. One did not have…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole form Muffins Inc.
The Rumor City News Agency has just broken the story that sexy celebs Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole have just formed Muffins Inc. Reporter Haley Shreveport spoke with both women, who are considered the best looking cougar/MILFs to come along in a lon…
Read full storyAnti-Trump campaign ads appear all over Iowa TV
Mystery has hit the national TV airwaves in Iowa. It seems that some unknown billionaire has spent millions of dollars paying for thousands of anti-Trump TV ads. A reporter with the Veni Vidi Vici News Agency stated that she tried to find out who…
Read full storyDrones will be released at the next Olympic games
The tradition of releasing pigeons at the opening of the Olympic games has changed. The reforms continue in an unexpected way. It seems likely that organizers of the 2024 Paris Olympics will release powered drones instead of birds. "Nobody want…
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