Biden Crime Family Connected To McMuttleys Dogburger Franchises In North Korea
BILLINGSGATE POST: It is common knowledge that the Joe Biden-Hunter Biden crime family has been receiving undisclosed money from China. Not so well known is the crime family’s ownership of a number of McMuttley Dogburger franchises in Pyongyang, No…
Read full storyAndy Dung, a school wierdo, makes a Big Mac
A MCDONALD’S fan Andy Dung, who believes he has the ultimate “Big Mac hack” has been called a lunatic by his school mates. Everton East ghetto dweller, Sir Andy Dung, whose Dad brought him home after a stay at a state mental hospital has claimed…
Read full storyPhew, Of Relief! And Phew Again!
Why the Phew? She isn’t coming. Who isn’t coming, one might ask? Harry’s wife. Where? To the Coronation of King Charles III at Westminster Abbey on May 6th! Harry’s wife is staying home at the mansion in Montecito. So, Phew! If invited, th…
Read full storyThe Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest in signing former Cowboys running back Ezekiel "Feed Me" Elliott. Sirianni says that he thinks Dallas owner Jerry "The Relic" Jones overlooked the fact that…
Read full storyMexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…
Read full storyItaly Is Facing The Worst Pepperoni Shortage In 53 Years
ROME - (Spoof News) - The Vatican View News Agency is reporting that Italy, "The Land of Pizza Pies," is experiencing the worst pepperoni shortage in 53 years. The VVNA notes that the shortage is due to the horrendous droughts that hit the "Boot"…
Read full storyBritney Spears Says She Gets Why Guys Love To Caress Her Puppies
BEVERLY HILLS - (Spoof News) - Britney Spears was recently named "The Sexiest Cougar West of The Mississippi" by the male student body of UCLA. She received the award at a luncheon in her honor that was held at the La Brea Tar Pits Coliseum. Br…
Read full storyThe California Wildfires Are Back - And They're a Bitch!
SAUSALITO, California - (Spoof News) - The Left Coast fires are back and they're hotter and meaner than ever. The first fire of the "Fire Season" is the "El Diablo Del Inferno" wildfire, which has already burned 4,903 acres. The fire was report…
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