Cry Me A Birthday Bridge
Blowing up the Crimea Bridge on Putin’s 70th birthday! Now that is class! That’s frickin’ James Bond! They even made a stamp of it – and so quickly! Now that is comedy! (I guess there were supposed to be 2 explosions, according to the stamp? Mayb…
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Okay, someone has to step in. It’s time for politicians to go to school. Political science is a science. This may eliminate many Christian politicians who cannot leave their religion at home and instead bring it into the halls of power. You MU…
Read full storyEngland's Prime Minister Liz Truss Says She Will Take The United Kingdom To The Height of Glory
LONDON - (News Satire) - The BBC is reporting that after conducting an interview with Prime Minister Liz Truss, it looks like Britain is in for some fantabulous times. Reporter Oceana Figgly with the BBC, said that after having shared a spot of te…
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Tonguefucatosis
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump's personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi recently stated that it was inevitable, but DJT has developed Tonguefucatosis. Dr. Fu Fi told a reporter with The Cloud 9 News Agency that he has known for many years that D…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says LeBron James Is The Best Kisser She Has Ever Kissed
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to reports by Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pice de Gallo, Melania Trump has said that she never wants to have anything to do with her evil, hate-spewing husband "Don The Con." Melania, who is in an intim…
Read full storyGOP Proposed Total Abortion Ban Amended to "Only Permitted When Herschel Walker is the Father"
Washington - Senator Lindsey Graham, after consultation with the Republican National Committee and his mentor Donald Trump, has decided to amend the proposed GOP total abortion ban, which doesn't allow the procedure in cases of rape or incest, to exc…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Has Prohibited Her Lying, Predatorial, Racist Father From Seeing Her Children
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer writer Carmine Calatino has said that Ivanka has told her "Loser" father (Donald) that he is not to come anywhere her children. Calaitino, who spoke with Ivanka, was told that she does…
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