It was either Pantomime or Father Christmas complains talentless actor
Gary Orpingthwaite from down the road has been complaining, as he has done for 25 years, since he went to RADA, and pretended to be a Teaspoon for eight hours a day that the only work he seems to be offered at Christmas is Pantomime or Father Christm…
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As 2022 starts to think about ending, the fireworks are being sold, Pumpkins are being hollowed out, and soon grumpy failed actors will be dressing up as Santa in shopping centres, it is time for the population, and all of the magazines and newspaper…
Read full storyA Wisconsin Woman Has a Very, Very Strange Foot Fetish
FOOTVILLE, WISCONSIN - (Satire News) - A woman who works as a shoe model has one of the most unusual foot fetishes around. The woman Stephanie Bonnasillio, who is 29, told a reporter with BuzzFuzz that ever since she was 16, she has always been ph…
Read full storyThe Lead Singer For The Heavy Metal Band "Camel Toe" Reveals That The Lads Had Named Queen Elizabeth Their Honorary Royal Groupie
WIMBLEDON, England - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine senior writer Calcutta Cotton has made it known that the late Queen Elizabeth had been made an honorary royal groupie by the lead singer for Camel Toe, Barthlomew Spiffy. Spiffy, who is t…
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NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - When it comes to sexual sensuality, no one can top Danica Patrick. The 5-foot-1-inch dynamo of libido can exude eroticism with the best of them, including Kim Kardashian, J.Lo, Britney Spears, and even Liz Hurley…
Read full storyThe British Celebrities Want Simon Cowell To Be The Next Prime Minister
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC is reporting that the celebrity element in England wants Simon Cowell to be the next prime minister. Individuals like Chery Cole, Len Goodman, Liz Hurley, David Becham, Mick Jagger, and Judi Dench state that there is…
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