Queen Elizabeth Left Her Very Expensive Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword To Chicharito
NEW YORK CITY - King Charles III, as the executor of his mother's estate, has just informed the news media that the queen bequeathed her prized Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword to former Manchester United Red Devil soccer player Jose Baltazar Herna…
Read full storyHouston Astros Superstar Jose Altuve Has Just Purchased 7 Whataburgers
HOUSTON - (Satire News) - Jose Altuve, the super star 2nd baseman with the Houston Astros has just told Sportspalooza's Pia Confetti, that he has bought 7 Whataburgers in the Houston area. Altuve, said that ever since he first came to America from…
Read full story42,000 More Republicans Left The GOP In October
CORN SHUCK, Iowa - (Satire News) - A group of GOP researchers known as GOPeople have just annouced that in the month of October, a total of 42,000 registered Republicans quit the party. GOPeople spokesperson Teddy "MAGABoy" Pumpface, 63, said that…
Read full storyTrump's New Lawyer Is Cheap As Hell - But He Ain't Worth a Shit!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump's one and only friend, Fox News resident "Rodent," Greg Gutfeld says that his "Butthole Buddy" (Trump) has hired yet another lawyer, after his last 17 have quit for things ranging from non-payment, to non-paymen…
Read full story'Supreme' Amy Conant Bryant - Helped Destroy Abortion - Gets $2 Million Book Deal
"Anti-Religious, Pro-Greed Donald Trump Helped pack the Supreme Court with Right Wing (anti-abortion) Catholics - and Surprise! - they Got rid of the 50-year-old law and made Abortion illegal again. "I am Jealous of this lady's book deal.-" said…
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