The So What Inconvenience Of Rape
J.D.Vance of Hillbilly Elegy fame regards a pregnancy resulting from rape or incest as an okay situation. But he adds, "So maybe it's inconvenient?" For the rapist? Never. Oh no. It may be inconvenient for the pregnant woman. But, according to…
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BILLINGSGATE POST: Does voting for a hair sniffing prevert indicate that the voter is possibly a latent prevert his/her/their/itself? (pick your pronoun). It sure seems so. There is an old philosophical principle that states, “actio sequitur esse”,…
Read full storyTrump's One Lone Friend Greg Gutfeld Reports That His Butt Buddy Is Missing
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is really no secret that now that Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani, and Mitch "The Moscow Bitch" McConnell, and Jim "The Perverted Wrestler" Jordan, and Josh "The Sissyboy" Hawley have all turned on the Orange Who…
Read full storyA Sexy San Francisco Pole Dancer Likes To Unwind By Sexting
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - A 27-year-old pole dancer in Frisco was recently interviewed by Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo. Staci "Cookie" LaBiana told the TTT reporter that she works as the featured pole dancer at Nob Hill's Clu…
Read full storyLas Vegas Oddmakers Say That The State of Texas Will Have a New Governor - The Great, Well-Liked Beto O'Rourke
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Vegas oddsmakers are saying that the days of Gov. Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott are numbered. Abbott, who has proved to be as bad a governor as "The Treason Traitor" Trump was a golfing president. Even hard cor…
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