A Former Cheerleader Does The Splits On Her 83rd Birthday and Cracks 3 Ribs, Bruises Her Labia Majora, and Breaks Her Uterus
BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - A former cheerleader for The Sacajawea State University Buffalo Hunters was severely injured on her 83rd birthday. Tandi Hoophaus, the senior executive director at The Older Than The Hills Senior Citzens Re…
Read full storyA List of 10 Words That Trump The Racist Cannot Pronounce
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, has compiled a list of ten words that the fucked up Nazi predator (aka Donald J. Erasmus Trump) cannot pronounce. The orange he-bitch will swear up and down, and sideways that he…
Read full storyU.S. National Park Service Pleads with Visitors - Please Don't Lick the Toads
The National Park Service has put out notices at several Arizona and California National Parks/National Monuments - please don't lick the Hallucinogenic Toads. "Licking toads can get you High and may lead to dizziness” - reads one warning at Orga…
Read full storyClueless bloke still banging on about things
The clueless bloke on the table next to yours is still banging on about something he knows nothing about. You would interrupt him, but his discourse is so funny because it is so wrong. 'I read it on the internet, so it must be true' he says 'I…
Read full storyIf you think your parents were embarassing
If you thought your parents were embarrassing, save a thought for the children of Matt Hancock and Liz Truss. Not only are they the offspring of failing Conservatives, every time their parents say or do something, their school friends know about i…
Read full storyMan buys 10 copies of book, and sorts Christmas out for 2022
Distinctly strange bloke Timothy Claypole has bought 10 copies of the same book and now has Christmas 2022 sorted. You might think that the book is one of life-affirming importance, where Timothy has fallen in love with the characters, the storyli…
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