U.S. National Park Service Pleads with Visitors - Please Don't Lick the Toads

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 7 November 2022

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The National Park Service has put out notices at several Arizona and California National Parks/National Monuments - please don't lick the Hallucinogenic Toads.

"Licking toads can get you High and may lead to dizziness” - reads one warning at Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument in Arizona.

The Toad in question is the Sonoran Desert Toad - and it secretes a Hallucinogenic substance in the skin on its back. Most Sonoran Desert Toads can get you high, but a few are deficient in the 'High Stuff' and just make you sick.

Anyway, the Park Service is having its hand full of 'sky - high' hikers – and other tourists puking their Guts out when they lick the wrong Toad.

So, anyone visiting the Parks who sees someone Licking a Toad are encouraged to alert Park personnel right away and avoid touching a Toad Licker - they might have the 'high stuff' on their hands.

There are reports of Toad Lickers tossing Toads around and playing Keep - away with the Rangers. The Park prefers you not join in.

And while visiting these Parks don't try a cute Selfie with the Buffaloes either.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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