A Hollywood Pole Dancer Raffles Off Her Diamond Studded Flip Flops And Donates All The Money To The People of Ukraine
WEST HOLLYWOOD, California – In an extremely charitable display of kindness and compassion, a well-known pole dancer, has just raffled off her diamond-studded flip flops on eBay. The wonderfully caring and sensuously erotic pole dancer is Lolita C…
Read full storyRussia In a Shocking Move Will Retreat From Ukraine and Move To Invade Denmark
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice has just announced some news that has shocked the entire world, but in a very good way, at least as far as Ukraine is concerned. In what political and military experts are calling one of the biggest “Min…
Read full storyIrish Countdown cancelled after viewers ask, 'What's a vowel?'
A special St Patrick's Day edition of popular word quiz Countdown has been pulled off air after Channel RTE was inundated with calls from confused viewers asking what were these things called vowels that kept getting offered to contestants. "It wa…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene and Oprah Winfrey Each Address The Rumor That They Are Having a Lesbionic Relationship
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The never-ending rumor mills have been working overtime lately. And as of today, the biggest rumor in the nation is that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene and multi-billionaire Oprah Winfrey are having a same-sex cons…
Read full storyVladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – As if Vlady Putin doesn’t already have enough shit to worry about now comes word from The Kremlin Voice that some Chinese space junk is scheduled to land in Moscow within 90 days. The space crap is reportedly from the unm…
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