Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Donate $1.7 Million To The Ukrainian War Effort
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The National Rumblings News Agency has just reported that America's "Power Couple," Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have just donated $1.7 to the Ukrainian war effort. NRNA writer Traci Diddle stated that J.Lo also donat…
Read full storyLibertarian Reluctantly Seeks Government Help To Recover Stolen Crypto
ORLANDO, FL - 26-year-old, Dave Smith, a self-professed libertarian and avid Bitcoin enthusiast, had funds stolen from his Binance cryptocurrency account and is currently filing a complaint with the US Department of Justice. Dave Smith, resident o…
Read full storyThe Russian Troops Are Really Fu*ked Up As They Name Marjorie Taylor Greene As Their Official Pin-Up Girl
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - If anyone had any doubt that the Russian soldiers are fucked up - that doubt has now gone out the damn window. The Ipso Facto News Agency has just reported that Putin's troops have just voted to make Cong. Marjorie…
Read full storyLocal man who angrily tugged trapped dressing gown cord from boxers hospitalised
A 45-year-old man who furiously yanked on his dressing gown cord after it became trapped in his boxer shorts has been admitted to hospital with severe injuries, including a torn scrotal sac and testicular trauma. Toby Dell, a forklift truck engine…
Read full storyWho? What? How? Did Putin Surrender? Or...
Russia Surrendered? Really? Russia is pulling out of Ukraine? Yes, and no. Seems Russia's stuck, in a stalemate, not advancing, not resupplied, lost the map, no GPS, stale food supplies, freezing cold, so they're calling it a victory, retreati…
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