Three Tweets From The Slovenian Native Melania Trump
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Melania Trump first came to the United States from her native Slovenia, in 2016. And even though she has lived in America for 26 years, she still has a tremendously heavy Slovenian accent. Here are three tweets t…
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Citizen Press: In world Z, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, an evil man creature filled with malice and cruelty named Vader, assembled a group of ex-milatary personnel, to create a private intelligence corporation, to subvert the Jabu race…
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BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a latter-day Cleghorn Leghorn, Joe Biden blustered into the Democrat chicken coop and picked a chick that had been handed down from one rooster to another for twenty years. Even Donald Duck had a run with her. He loved her c…
Read full storyThe Invading Russian Army Has Reportedly Run Out of Condoms
MOSCOW - (Russian Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has just announced that President Putin has just learned that his invading Russian soldiers have run out of prophylactics (rubbers). At first the Russian leader said that his troops need to be concern…
Read full storyHarry and Megan Moving To Jamaica ASAP
Kingston, Jamaica - Upon hearing the stunning news that Jamaica will no longer recognize the Queen as their head of state, Harry and Megan have announced that they will soon be moving to the reefer-loving Caribbean island. 'We totally get it, mon,…
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