Russia Requests Military Assistance From China, Syria, Germany, (oops, Russia's mistake) And North Korea
The request for Germany's military assistance was a pipe-dream mistake created by a Russian subordinate's intern who had a sense of humor. (And who has since fallen out of a 6th story window.) Syria claims that they are fresh out of extra killin…
Read full storyLady Libido Light Beer Hits The Beer Market Like Gangbusters
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The Empire Castle Brewing Co. of Brooklyn has just announced that they are now selling a brand new beer geared for the thirsty female beer-drinking consumers. A spokesperson for the beer company, Lacey Mungeesock, 38, sai…
Read full storyChairleg Farago to play Chutney on the Fritz
Popular beat combo Chair leg Farago will be playing the Ferret in the Hamster Wheel in Chutney on the Fritz on Saturday, March 19th. The heavy metal group, with an average age of 67 and made out of Accountants from nearby Horsetrough will play the…
Read full storyUkraine's Prez Zelensky To Perform Comedy Special For Peace
Kiev - Ukraine's President Zelensky will return to his former job, to perform an hour and half comedy special, promoting renewed peace between Ukraine and Russia. But many Ukrainians are skeptical that it will work. "I am with our President, but I…
Read full storyPutin Charges U.S. With War Crimes in WW2: Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Tokyo
Vladimir Putin today filed charges here with the International Criminal Court against the United States for omission of war crimes against civilians during World War II. The accusation is that the U.S. deliberately attacked civilian targets that had…
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