Ukraine Invasion Was Planned by Donald Trump
A transcript released by the January 6th Select Committee details a conference call indicating that the invasion of Ukraine originated with Donald Trump and his associates Roger Stone, Steve Bannon and Paul Manafort (ie. the usual suspects). Rep. B…
Read full storyRevloins Hires Sarah Ferguson To Be The New Model For Their New Duchess Red Toe Nail Polish
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that the Duchess of York, aka Sarah Ferguson has just signed a contract with the largest women's beauty company in the nation. Revloins signed Fergie, as she is better known, to ap…
Read full storyDonald Trump To Film A Commercial For McDonalds and He Agrees To Get Paid In Big Macs
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the Big Apple, is that the twice-impeached, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has agreed to film a commercial for McDonalds. Mr. Melania Trump will film the commercial in Central Park, where h…
Read full storyMost Texas Citizens Want Gov. Greg Abbott Impeached and Exiled To Guatemala
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas is hated by more Texans of all political parties, religious religions, and even atheistic atheists than anyone in the history of US politics. Abbott, who looks like an eggplant emoji, recently tol…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Shows Off Her Huge Engagement Ring
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has been acting very strange lately. The extremely unpopular Congresswoman from Georgia, allegedly got engaged on a recent trip to Baltimore. MTG, when asked by several reporters, refused to say w…
Read full storyLocal mum forced to abort car journey after teen son leaves home without masturbating
A 39-year-old mother of two from Whitechapel in East London was forced to turn back ten minutes into a car journey after her 16-year-old son complained that he hadn’t masturbated before leaving home. Tracy Dell from Vallance Road, told The East Lo…
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