Putin Invades Ukraine Because “What About Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden?”
Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to invade the Ukraine after watching Fox News, Newsmax and other American rightwing news outlets for an entire weekend. Convinced that his favorite American politician, Donald Trump, and his cu…
Read full story"Knees Up Mother Brown" to replace national anthem at sporting events
In a surprise move, the government, in conjunction with The Royal Family, have decided to ditch God Save The Queen at future sporting events and replace it with the cockney anthem: "Knees Up Mother Brown" It is thought that the government, and ind…
Read full storyLab-grown meat served in Asia as a delicacy
Weirdo News: Lab-grown human vagina lips will soon be available in restaurants in Singapore after the country became the first to green-light meat created without slaughtering any animals. Lab-grown human vagina meat to go on sale in Singapore in…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth’s Kentucky Race Horse Wins Again!
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Sports Satire) – Queen Elizabeth's racehorse, named “iPad” has just won The Oklahoma City Derby. The two-year-old “iPad” who is a rescue racehorse captured the coveted Oklahoma City Derby, by an amazing 21 lengths. The queen’s…
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