A Japanese 2-Man Sub Sneaks Into The Panama Canal Undetected
PANAMA CITY, Panama – (Satire News) – Panama’s national news agency has just revealed that surveillance video showed that a 2-man Japanese submarine managed to somehow sneak into the Panama Canal undected . A representative for the Panamanian gover…
Read full storyThe Taliban President of Afghanistan Is Sending 300 Soldiers To Defend Ukraine Against The Russian Invaders
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s new president Abu Taboo Fashu, has informed the news media that he has ordered 300 crack Taliban soldiers to fly to the Ukraine and join the American’s, the British, and the Cambodian troops in defen…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Says She Needs A New Boyfriend Bad So She Can Break Up With Him and Write Her Next Hit Song
NASHVILLE, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Tennessee say that popular singing star Taylor Swift has been feeling a bit down lately. According to Tabloid Today’s Papaya Bamboo, Swift is very disappointed that she has not been able…
Read full storyDonald Trump To Man Up - Admits Flushing Nuclear Launch Codes Down White House Toilet
While Melania Trump is wearing her green , I Don't Care Do You? border jacket, Donald Trump is about to Man Up and confess that: Yeah, he flushed the nuclear launch codes down the White House toilet. And, yeah, a plumber had to be called in to sn…
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