Attractive Tik-Tok Woman Has a Small and Large Breast - Men Rush to Help with the the Condition
A very attractive woman, age 25, has become a celebrity on TikTok. She has a smallish breast and an extra-large breast. - and had photos on TikTok in a bathing suit. Sympathetic young men all over the country have offered to help her with t…
Read full storyOther Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out Of It's Misery
“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. “Their day had come and gone. They h…
Read full storyThe US Supreme Court Says That Trump Is In Some Deep Shit For Falsifying Information On His Driver's License
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Supreme Court has just issued a statement that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. (The Trumpturd) has committed an offense that can get him up to 19 years in prison. SCOTUS has stated that Donald…
Read full storySecret papers released show Donald Trump tried to become Mayor of Westeros before discovering that it wasn’t a real place
The Jan 6 Committee released further documents which show that Donald Trump spent over 2 million dollars in a PR campaign to become mayor of the city of Westeros, the setting of HBO’s Game of Thrones. The timeline of events shows that Trump sent m…
Read full storySouth Korea to Lift Ban on Imported Sex Dolls
NCB News reports that South Korea has had a ban for many years on importing Life - size female Sex Dolls from China and other countries. They don't have their own Sex Doll industry - so have laws to ban imports of goods 'harmful to the Public Mo…
Read full storyElon Musk’s Kids Set To Unionize
Elon Musk’s children are reportedly organizing a union in order to secure better parental care amid the frequent controversies of Elon Musk. Musk’s transgender child, has completed a name change stating the reason – “Gender identity and the fact t…
Read full storyPhone Spontaneously Catches Fire While Browsing Musk’s Twitter
A man claimed that his phone suddenly erupted in flames while using the Twitter app. This is part of a new but rising trend of cases of phones malfunctioning due to Twitter becoming unusable since Elon Musk’s takeover. Twitter user @HalSpark said…
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