Elon Musk To Claim He’s Direct Descendant Of Jesus
Billionaire whiz kid and social media czar Elon Musk will reportedly issue a statement where he claims to be a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. The assertion by the prominent technocrat is said to be based on an advanced genealogical mapping softwa…
Read full storyKey West, Florida Has Just Banned Republican Tourists
KEY WEST, Florida - (Satire News) - The Key West city council has just announced that effective immediately anyone who is a member of the Republican party will not be allowed to visit the City in the Middle of the Gulf of Mexico. According to Papa…
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