Tiger Woods Is Back, And Trump Thinks, "Me too?"
Tiger Woods says he's going after another green jacket at the Master's Championship in Augusta, Georgia. Five green jackets weren't enough; he wanted an even half-dozen. He loves the sport and is welcome back after a harrowing automobile accident in…
Read full storyMr. and Mrs. Tom Brady Now Own 25% of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
TAMPA BAY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that part of the deal for Tom "Terrific" Brady to return to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers included giving him 25% ownership in the team. Zorro La Bamba, with SBG, spoke with Tom and Gisele (B…
Read full storyNASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!
HOUSTON - (Satire News) - NASA has just made an amazing announcement. Planet experts have revealed that tests show that Labia Majora (the planet) is made up of 43% gold. A NASA spokesperson stated that the discovery was made after the US planet ro…
Read full storyCharlie Fairhead's Eyebrows
A new post-punk band has formed, and they are ready to play their first gig at Chutney On The Fritz's youth club on May 28th. Charlie Fairhead's Eyebrows, named after the long-suffering male nurse on BBC's Casualty, described their sound as a cros…
Read full storyMan with Microphone still being ignored
Although he has a Microphone, highly religious bloke Gavin Williamson (no, not that one) is still being ignored in the high street on Saturday mornings. 'Yes' said Gavin 'I give up my Saturday mornings to tell complete strangers to stop doing what…
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Officially Hit 400 Pounds!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency has just made it known that the soon-to-be Sing Sing prisoner, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just ballooned up to 401 pounds. WWNA writer Margarita Mixx, talked with the Trumptard's…
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