GOP-Funded "Woke Hotline" Flooded with Calls
Public school students from across the nation overwhelmed a “Woke Hotline” during the first days of operation, according to sources who back the project. The hotline, with a toll-free phone number, was established by the Republican National Commit…
Read full storyPutin Plans "Peace with Honor" in Ukraine
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced a peace plan for Ukraine today. His proposal mirrors the vows of U.S. President Richard Nixon, who five decades ago promised an “honorable end to the war in Vietnam.” Putin addressed the U.N on Zoom afte…
Read full storyThings I Will Miss About No Longer Having to Wear A Mask
I can no longer use it to hide that I have forgotten to shave this morning. It will no longer cover up my smirk at someone’s stupid comment. The extra warmth it gives my jaw on those below freezing days. It will no longer cover up my bad br…
Read full storyManchester United Hires 3 Sexy Ex-Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders To Join The Man U Red She Devils Cheerleading Squad
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just broken the story that the Glazer family, owners of the Manchester United Red Devils football team, has just hired three gorgeously sexy former Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Bruno…
Read full storyThe Houston Rockets Fizzled At The Launch Pad!
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The worst team in the entire National Basketball Association was the team that had a very powerful name. The Houston Rockets looked more like a bottle rocket than a space rocket as they ended their season with a paltry…
Read full storyChris Rock's Cousin Hip Hop Artist Yo Yo Afro Woke Punches Out Will Smith
TARZANA, California - (Satire News) - In a perfect example of what goes around comes around, info guru Andy Cohen stated that Will Smith was having breakfast at a local IHOP when rap artist Yo Yo Afro Woke walked up to the arrogant she-bitch and hit…
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