An Atheist Meter Maid Is Called A Fake After She Says “God Bless You” To Someone Who Sneezed
LYING BITCH, Alabama - (Satire News) - The town that was named after a streetwalker back in 1899, now has the distinction of being the town where an avowed atheist has just been outed as being a fake atheist. A member of the Lying Bitch City Counc…
Read full storyNewcastle viewers think Wim Hof is a wuss
The nation may have been gripped by Dutch iceman Wim Hof plunging himself into sub-zero water in just a pair of shorts for new programme Freeze the Fear, but viewers in Newcastle were unimpressed. "You want to gan on a neet oot on the toon, man Wi…
Read full storyBoris Johnson Can't Resign
Should Prime Minister Boris Johnson resign or not resign? That's the question. Yes, Boris Johnson broke the law about the quarantine. Still, he didn't invade Scotland or Wales, start a war, hasn't leveled any cities in either country, hasn't bombe…
Read full storyWill Smith Is So Fucking Embarrassed, He Says He's Leaving The USA and Moving To Africa
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Well as they say in Arkansas, good riddance to bad rubbish - and that aptly applies to the most hated black man in America - Willard "The Human Douche Bag" Smith. Ever since WS showed the entire world exactly what a f…
Read full storyUkraine Soldiers Shoot Down A Russian Fighter Jet With A Rocket Fired From A Drone Purchased At Walmart
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that members of the Ukraine Freedom Fighters, have shot down a state of the art Russian F-99 fighter jet. Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz noted that the Russian fighter jet was downed by an intercepto…
Read full storyWill Smith Has Just Been Banned From Every Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant In The United States
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just stated that Will "The Asshole" Smith has just been told that he will not be allowed to eat at any one of America's 24,213 KFC's. KFC spokesperson Audra Riffameister, 49, made it ab…
Read full storyTrump Calls Will Smith A Racist! - Pot/Kettle!
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The man who has fallen off the face of the Earth, Donnie Johnny Erasmus Trump, has just made another one of his never-ending asinine, stupid, ignorant as monkey shit comments. DJT, told his fellow asshole jerk, Tucker…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Agrees To Do A Nude Layout For A Reputable Men's Magazine
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, has just been signed to appear in Playguy Magazine. According to Playguy publisher, Brandon D. Hullyboro, 57, Sarah Ferguson is one of the best looking 62-year-old women he h…
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Charles Koch doesn’t want to take his businesses out of Russia. Nothing says “I’m an American Patriot!!!” like supporting a land that is destroying lives and property. Russian General Mizintsev has said that Ukrainian “bandits” and “neo-Nazis”…
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