Donald Trump Says He’s The Most Honest Man That God Ever Created
The most honest man God ever created? More honorable than Jesus, Gandhi or Buddha? Holy tamale! Even God must be ticked! Or triple pissed! At a Saturday night rally in Selma, North Carolina, Donald Trump first announced to his audience, “I’ve…
Read full storyRestaurant solves energy crisis
Ben Scrapin of the Stinken Toes restaurant held a press conference today as the gas company disconnected the restaurant from the gas line. The savings in gas utilities will be donated to shelters that feed the homeless, according to Mr. Scrapin.
Read full storyJada Pinkett Smith The Ditzy Brat Is Banned From The Oscars
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that the Motion Picture Academy of The Oscars has just hit Jada Pinkett Smith, the wife of the "Fucking Ambusher," aka Will Smith with a lifetime ban. A spokeswoman for the Acad…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers Reveals That He Came Very, Very Close To Becoming a Dallas Cowboy
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Sports writer Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine recently spoke with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers at the Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in downtown Green Bay. Brisket asked him about…
Read full storyDonald "The Trumptard" Trump Is Courting Marjorie Taylor Greene To Be His 2024 Presidential Campaign Manager
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of Palm Beach, Florida is that the racist, 30,000 lies-spewing, pussy grabber, aka Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump wants to hire Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene to be his 2024 presidential cam…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Spotted In Central Park Feeding The Ducks While Totally Naked
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Well everyone knew that it was just a matter of time before one of Trump's favorite confidantes would go totally and completely bat shit crazy. The Daily Drama is reporting that the man who is known as one of the ug…
Read full storyIf Indicted, Convicted, Jailed, Will Trump's Portrait Still Hang In White House?
The above headline has been whispered and gossiped about in government offices of protocol and ethics. What to do? And also, if convicted, would Donald Trump be eligible for Social Security since he would have been convicted of criminal behavior w…
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