San Francisco To Open The World's First "All Gay" Mickey D's" Fast Food Restaurant
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just announced that "Fog City" will be opening up the world's first "Gay and Lesbian Only" fast food eatery. An executive for Mickey D's, Bruce P. Swishowitz, 34, said that the fr…
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Although he has been busking outside the window of an accountancy firm for more than two months, singer Bobby Falsetto has yet to play any songs that you know. Office receptionist Belinda Gotcha said ‘I am in my forties, and I just want him to pla…
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In an ill-advised April Fool's Day Joke, Boris Johnson has offered Buckingham Palace to Donald Trump. Posting on his Instagram, Twitter and Facebook pages Mr Johnson said 'We have never really thanked Donald Trump for all of the good that he did d…
Read full storyAlexa Banned From Discussing Transgenders
In an exclusive interview with this reporter today, "Alexa" revealed that she/he/it is sexless and has no gender. This came after an innocent question from me asking what state had recently enacted a law prohibiting transgenders from competing in…
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