Grandmother uses the word sleeps
Grandmother Valerie Jones is shocked to say that she used the word sleeps when talking to her grandson Toby. Toby, 4, was talking about what is happening on Wednesday, and when it was when Valerie committed the faux pas of saying it was 'only two…
Read full storyTrump’s 2024 Presidential Bid Kicks Off With a Rally in Iowa – Only 14 People Show Up
CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – The man who is trying hard-as-hell to remain relevant has just had a very, rude, freakin' awakening. Donald Jonathan Trump, the twice impeached, one-term ex-president, said that only 14 people showed up at his ve…
Read full storyA 96-Year-Old Woman Is Caught Trying To Steal a 19-Foot Christmas Tree From Walmart
MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - It’s hard to believe that national retail stores such as Dilly Dally, Lollygag, and Walmart are already starting to sell Christmas items such as ornaments, wreaths, Christmas Ramen, and of course Christmas trees.
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