150 Capitol Policemen Injured, 2 Killed After “Hugging, Kissing” Trump Supporters January 6th
Mar-A-Lago - Former President Donald Trump has proclaimed here today to Fox News, that the Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol building on January 6th were orderly and peaceful, and not the murderous thugs that the #fakenews has portrayed. “A…
Read full storyEating Toast Saves Lives Scientists Discover!
(NOT EDITED) A life-saving bi-product of the vaccination effort has been discovered by scientists who had no idea how important it is, eating toast! Global scientists involved in diverse vaccination projects have two common denominators, no sex, a…
Read full storyNASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate
Scientists at NASA are becoming increasingly concerned at what they say is "a major change in the set-up of the Solar System", after photographic images were transmitted back to Earth from a little-known satellite which is something to do with gettin…
Read full storyInstant taxidermy company forced to pay workers full-time
Taxidermy service Stuffr has grown massively in popularity in recent years. Customers can use the Stuffr app to book a taxidermist at short notice, who will come to their house and stuff any creature they desire. Yet there is a darker side behind…
Read full storyGovernments Admit They've Been Telling Lies About Things
There was trouble brewing on a massive scale this morning, when a series of news conferences around the globe admitted that various governments had been somewhat economical with the truth, and that most of everything they've ever told you has been a…
Read full storyElmer Smuckmeister: Don’t Go To A Feminist Rally To Find A Cook
BILLINGSGATE POST: Elmer Smuckmeister had grown lonesome in the saddle since his horse died. The widows of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska; the ones who still had teeth, had long ago decided that Elmer, despite his extra-large bank account, was an incurab…
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