First man to willingly suffer fools gladly dies whilst suffering fools gladly
The first man ever to die whilst suffering fools gladly has died, aged 41. Gerald Footspa, 41, of Ipswich, Suffolk, had dedicated his entire life to the unique pursuit of suffering fools gladly, by suffering as many fools as possible, without any…
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he news from NPR crawled out of the radio, into my ear and embedded it’s teeth into my nervous system. THERE IS NOW A SHORTAGE OF KETCHUP IN AMERICA!!! HOW CAN WE BE EXPECTED TO LIVE LIKE THIS??? Will the mercilessness of this pandemic never en…
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Is there a Daily Mail reader in your life? Do you have a relative that spouts views that would be embarrassing in an 89-year-old, but they are in their thirties? Do they buy the Daily Mail in a shop, bravely taking it home to read? Do they d…
Read full storyBritish Patriot Awarded 12 Month's Compassionate Leave To Mourn Prince Phillip
A man who is widely recognised as the UK's most patriotic man has been awarded a full year of compassionate leave, following the death of HRH Prince Phillip. Gary Herpe, 51, has lowered the 1,500 individual union jack flags positioned on, around,…
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