Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Fake Easter Headlines Hit Record Numbers!
While UK tabloids search desperately for sensational headlines to boost their Easter readership, Jaggedone's CIA HQ, located under a bridge in Amsterdam, have no problem because sewage floats constantly past their front door! Here for Good Friday,…
Read full storyBritain to cut funding for National Truss
The UK Government announced this week that they would cut funding for the National Truss, stating that it "was not a priority at the moment". Supporters of the Truss were outraged, saying that it was essential for the nation's well-being. National…
Read full storyBiden Tucks $100m In Stimulus For American Made Meth
Pittsburg, PA - On Tuesday, Biden laid out an ambitious infrastructure plan to get every single American moving again. Those of us above ground—and basement dwellers, alike. Digging deeper into the nearly 25 thousand page bill, he meant it, too!…
Read full storyFormer Members of Steve Perry’s Backup Band End Fight Over the Name “Journey”
San Francisco - After years of wrangling among members of a band that once provided the instrumental backup for singer Steve Perry, famous for such notable 80’s hits as Don’t Stop Believe’n and Faithfully, an agreement has been reached as to which of…
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