Joe Biden's Dog To Attend Trump University
President Joseph Biden’s dog, the Major, has been enrolled in the now-defunct Trump University. The Old Trump University has diversified, announced Ivanka, as the new PR director and spokesperson for the school. She added a need to empower more d…
Read full storySnopes Verifies QAnon Conspiracy: Hillary Clinton Connected To Suez Canal Closure
BILLINGSGATE POST: Was Hillary Clinton responsible for the closure of the Suez Canal? “Yes,” says Snopes. The conspiracy theory goes like this: The ship that was stuck in the canal, the Ever Given, is owned by Taiwan-based Evergreen Marine and c…
Read full storyTugboat Stuck In River Hull
After the controversy of the supertanker on the Suez Canal was finally laid to rest yesterday, a new hullaballoo unfolded in Hull, East Yorkshire this morning, as the hull of a tugboat in the River Hull became stuck in the filthy, grey-black sludge t…
Read full storySpongeBob Squarepants Gets Cancelled
Ever wonder why The SpongeBob Reality Show got cancelled? One of the creepy attractions of reality television is the glimpses it gives us into the lives of meaningless creatures whose lives we might never get to see otherwise. It's equal parts upl…
Read full storySinging Star To Change Her Stage Name To Dodge Criticism
International singing sensation Dildo has said she is considering changing her stage name to something a bit more 'normal', after she claimed she has begun to attract both criticism and resentment from people who say that her name reminds them of som…
Read full storyUnrenowned Writer Found Undead
A highly unrenowned writer for The Onion was found undead near Fargo, North Dakota Thursday. The cause of death is not being investigated even though the body of Kilroy Kovacs III, who went by the pseudonym “Kilroy”, was found dressed in a bunny suit…
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