Egyptian Mummy Found Buried With Gerbil In Rectum
BILLINGSGATE POST: The mummified remains of an Egyptian pharaoh were found buried in a Cairo slum. Thought to be the hidden tomb of 3000-Year-Old Pharaoh II, a team of English archaeologists made this colossal discovery. Pharaoh II’s penchant for...
Read full story“Action” Jackson, The Original “Flyover” Dude
BILLINGSGATE POST: He trod the same prairies as the mastodon. A virtual combination of Captain America and caveman, Jack “Action” Jackson is what America is all about. If there is such a creature as the Flyover Dude, Action is he. Growing up in...
Read full storyHell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change
While never pleasant, climate experts report that hell is becoming all but uninhabitable due to global warming. "People there are having an even tougher time than usual," said underworld reporter David Cohan. "Poor souls!" Cohan stated, too, th...
Read full storyManchester United Talking To Zinedine Zidane, Steve Bruce, And Ricky Tomlinson
Manchester United, the football team that employed one manager - Sir Alex Ferguson - for 27 years, is looking to part company with the fourth manager - Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - in the space of the six years since Ferguson retired, and are talking to Re...
Read full storyMan And His Wife Saw EastEnders Ricky Butcher In Magaluf
A man and his wife enjoying an evening promenade in the Majorcan tourist resort of Magaluf were shocked and surprised to see the EastEnders character Ricky Butcher sitting outside a bar with his friends, getting blathered. His ex-wife, I mean.
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