The Onion Steals Johnny Shlep From The Spoof: Highway Robbery!
BILLINGSGATE POST: Former TheSpoof.com writer Johnny Shlep has been proffered an offer he couldn’t refuse. The Onion, an American satirical digital media company located in Chicago, announced that Johnny Shlep, formally one of the elite writers for...
Read full story“View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast
Star-studded and “brilliant,” according to The New York Times, the story of Joe Biden’s “noble sacrifice” is already getting rave reviews. Mr. Biden is the unfortunate tragic hero, sacrificed when Democrats surge into impeachment conflict with Mr...
Read full storyIn Nod to Animal Rights, Tyson Grants Employed Birds Free Lifetime Housing and Healthcare
In a groundbreaking nod to animal rights, poultry producer, Tyson Foods, agreed to guarantee free lifetime room, board, and healthcare, including unlimited hormone treatment and antibiotics, for the millions of birds employed at its chicken and turke...
Read full storyMan Describes Himself As An Organ Grinder
A medical man has raised eyebrows in literary circles this morning, and done himself no favors whatsoever, by casually and misguidedly referring to his good self as an 'organ grinder'. The literary doctor, who must remain nameless, labelled himsel...
Read full storyHarry Maguire Wishes He'd Stayed At Leicester
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who was the subject of an £80million summer transfer from Leicester City, has experienced a somewhat disappointing start to his Old Trafford career, with United currently in tenth posi...
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