First man ever completes Glasgow Marathon
It is one of the toughest events in sport, but today Geoff Shoes, 37, a professional runner from Kenya won the Glasgow Marathon. He is the first person to cross the finish line of the event since it started in 1980. Organisers were shocked to see Sho...
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There were squished-up faces aplenty this morning on a bus full of passengers going to work in Hull, after an old man aboard was caught short, and shit himself. The man, who declined to give his name, was sat on the 'circular' number 2 service tha...
Read full storyKanye West Namechange Latest
In a move that shows just how much of an original and creative talent singer Kanye West really is, the rapper has dropped the first three letters from his first name, to leave him as merely Ye West. Tweeting with the spelling accomplishment of a 6...
Read full storyRound-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun
A hot-air balloon enthusiast who has, for years, harbored aspirations of making a round-the-world navigation, has set off on the journey in a specially-designed enormous condom in the colors of the LGBT movement. The pilot's name is Gaston Faggé,...
Read full storyDentist Extracted Tooth In Sinister Manner
A dentist in Rochester, New York was astonished when he arrived at work on Monday morning, to find a patient sitting in his waiting room who needed a tooth removing. Dr Christian Szell explained: "Monday is usually a quiet day. I ask my recepti...
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