Boris the Brat swipes again!
Now the Conservative party is ripping itself apart over Brexit, criticism of Boris the Brat is reaching seismic proportions. And yet: criticising Johnson is like treading water in the Dead Sea. Whatever way you do it, you can't fail. But you don't ge...
Read full storyHaiti changes name to 'Shithole' in response to Trump
If you take a good look at the coastline of Haiti, you will see plenty of garbage, debris, flies, and fecal matter. It is no surprise, that in light of this and President Trump's comments, Haiti is set to change its name to Shithole. Haiti's Presi...
Read full storySchool accidentally serves feces for lunch, nobody notices
Squaresville Middle School accidentally served fecal matter for lunch. Surprisingly, students commented that it tasted better than what was served before. Bobby Smith, one of the students, said, "After months of giving us unidentified green stuff,...
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