Seeking The Nobel Prize In Literature, Trump Announces Release Of New Books
Trump's new books are a real boon to the world's literacy. Getting ready for the day he leaves office (which might not be far away) President-Select Trump has a whole host of ghost-written books all ready for publication to make sure he stays in the public spotlight long after the Oval Office lights fade. (Also to make sure the moollah keeps rolling in; he is getting up there in years, after al...
Read full storyHurricane Leslie threatens the UK even more than BOJO!
Yes, dear punters, The Nutters Beach Club, closed recently due to a delayed shipment of suggestive fruit (mostly bananas) has re-opened only to be boarded up gain in the face of oncoming weather. Hurricane Leslie (A close relation to the writer of...
Read full storyTV Meerkats Refused UK Visas
In the aftermath of the Sergei Skripal affair, and the recent decline in Anglo-Russian diplomatic relations, it's been revealed that the meerkats who feature in a series of TV advertisements for comparethemarket.com, have been refused UK visas, and m...
Read full storyTheresa May Slung Off 'Strictly Come Dancing', Even Though She Isn't On It
There was worse news for the beleaguered Prime Minister Theresa May tonight, after it was revealed that she has been summarily thrown out of the BBC's 'Strictly Come Dancing' - even though she isn't part of the show. Mrs May, under fire over Brexi...
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