Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"
A Nigerian televangelist operating in South Africa has told a courtroom that he has the longest penis in Africa. Timothy Osotomo, 60, is appearing before the court in Johannesburg on 90-odd counts of doing illegal sexy things, some of them with hi...
Read full storyChargers And Titans Fascinate Crowd In Wembley Spectacular
England got a further taste of 'American Gridiron' at Wembley Stadium this weekend, with another engrossing contest between a team called the Tennessee Chargers and another one called the Los Angeles Titans. The hallowed turf had to be ruined, som...
Read full storySaudi Arabia Off Sick Today
As international pressure and questions increasingly mount on Saudi Arabia regarding the murder of critic Jamal Khashoggi, they have announced, through a third party, that everyone is sick today. Clown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is said to have "...
Read full storyUsain Bolt Joins Grimsby Town
Various news sources are this morning reporting that former World and Olympic sprint champion, Usain Bolt, has joined the League Two strugglers, Grimsby Town. The Jamaican 100m world record holder flew into Humberside Airport this morning, and, su...
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