
New 'Planet Of The Apes' Movie Out In December!
There was great news for fans of the 'Planet of the Apes' movie series today, when it was announced that a new film would be in cinemas from December. 'The Struggle for the Sexuality of the Planet of the Apes' is a 41st-century tale of what goes w...
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Huge Snake Crosses Road On Man's Way Home From Work
There was a fleeting moment of real anxiety for one man as he traveled home from work in Battambang this afternoon, when a huge snake slithered across the road right in front of him, the immediate result of which, was a crude brown skidmark on his un...
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It Ain't Alibaba And The Forty Thieves
Appears that under the direction of MBS, (name preferred by the latest crown prince of Saudi Arabia) fifteen killers, equipped with a bone cutter, flew into Turkey by executive Saudi Arabian jet, to ‘interview' Washington Post journalist and American resident Jamal Khashoggi. Khashoggi wrote critical articles about MBS and his oppressive regime. Hey, hey, MBS is only a kid, like Jared. He’s try...
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Turkey Agrees Terms With Saudi Arabia Over Khashoggi Murder
Turkey and Saudi Arabia have reached an 'amicable agreement' over the way forward in the Jamal Khashoggi case, and normal service is to be resumed immediately. Except for Jamal Khashoggi, that is. A high-level meeting between politicians intere...
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The Saudis: Who The F**k Do They Think They Are?
Three weeks is a long time in the news, and things happen, things change. Saudi Arabia has changed its mind several times during the last three weeks about the last moments of the life of Mr Jamal Khashoggi, the writer and critic of the Saudi regime who entered the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, never to emerge again. Not alive, anyway. The first outrageous claim the Saudi authoritie...
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Wanna Develop a 'New' Hit TV Show?
Here's what you gotta do: 1. Forget about looking at the future or the present. People are interested in THE PAST these days. Look backward not forward and you'll do fine. 2. Remember: Same old, same old. Forget about innovation or being unique. Think reboot and you're sure to succeed. And stay away from Twitter and Facebook. You may say something stupid that will get you fired before yo...
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