Jamal Khashoggi Fable To Be Included In New Version Of 'The 1001 Arabian Nights'
'The 1001 Nights' or, as it is often known, 'The Arabian Nights', have been revised, and a new version will be released on Tuesday which will include a new tale, Accidental Death of a Writer, which is an adaptation of the Jamal Khashoggi case. The...
Read full storyLady Truth about to step forward and unwrap her robes for full display
President Erdogan of Turkey has said “the naked truth” will be revealed this coming Tuesday on the Jamal Khashoggi case. In response, Lady Truth was overheard murmuring something as she stepped out of her daily bath onto a rubber floormat. Appa...
Read full storyWitches Spell On Kavanaugh Proof Of Witch Hunt Says Trump
Donald Trump has reiterated his use of the term "witch-hunt" after actual witches placed a spell on Supreme Court Judge Brett Kavanaugh. Having had the same thing happen to himself last year, the President appeared even more emboldened than usual...
Read full storySaudi Arabia Promises To Retrieve Body For Funeral Of Jamal Khashoggi
There was more controversy in the Jamal Khashoggi situation today, when the Washington Post contributor's fiancée asked for her betrothed's body to be returned for burial. Mr Khashoggi entered the Saudi Arabian consulate on 2 October, and died, in...
Read full storyFlashpoint Narrowly Avoided In Local Market Square
A major controversy was narrowly averted earlier today, when a trader who normally sells flowers in a local town's market square was unable to do so due to circumstances utterly beyond her control. Miss Cobbit, the florist, has, for 40 years, sold...
Read full storyNetfix cancels Luke Cage; superhero not happy
Netfix has said no to a new season of Cap'n Marvell Studios' Luke Cage, a jive-action comic strip starring somebody named Mike Coltrane (no relation to John) as the crime-fighting superhero. Although Netfix executives were vague in saying why the...
Read full storyKhashoggi Tripped And Fell, Say Saudi Arabian Liars
Saudi Arabia has admitted, at last, that Jamal Khashoggi, the Washington Post contributor, did indeed 'encounter problems' in their consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, but it wasn't what it looks like, honest. Mr Khashoggi entered the consulate, b...
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