Nashville Woman Prays Over Thanksgiving Turkey and Reflects that Karma’s a Bitch
In gratitude for the Thanksgiving Day feast prepared by her mother and extended family, Carrie Grace Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, bowed her head in prayer, thanked the centerpiece stuffed turkey for his/her sacrifice, and reflected to herself that...
Read full story"Ptomaine Romaine"...Again. Chef Retains Romaine's Remains
Just as romaine lettuce growers were recovering from the e coli scare of last spring, the Center for Disease Control issued a "do not serve" and "do not eat" warning covering romaine lettuce from any source and in every state. One defiant salad chef...
Read full storyMan's Worst Fears Confirmed
A man who had spent several decades constantly worrying about his future, had his very worst fears confirmed at the beginning of this week, when he finally dropped dead. Stanley Mann, 107, was in perfectly good health for a man of his age, took re...
Read full storyBritons face quarantine after Brexit deadline
Just as Theresa May thought she'd struck a deal with her EU counterparts, the 27 remaining member countries have now agreed on a curtailment which will severely hurt any Briton travelling to Europe. As of April 2019, Britons will be subjected to 15 h...
Read full storyTrump: "Judas Didn't Betray Jesus! He Told Me!"
In an interview with Sean Hannity at Fox News, President Donald Trump was asked if he believed Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. Trump insisted: "Judas told me, five times, that he was not the betrayer. I believe him. He...
Read full storyDick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model
A writer and former model has said that the new craze of 'Dick pics' that has taken social media by storm, is completely harmless, and that people shouldn't be "so sensitive". Stina Saucers said that she receives "four or five" every day, and that...
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