Reflection on The Lucky Guy From Pompeii
In 79 A.D. Mount Vesuvius erupted and destroyed the Roman city of Pompeii killing 2,000 souls as it went. A thick carpet of volcanic ash and dust poured across the city and don't forget the heat. This day would be the last for many. One man, whom archaeologists claim suffered an infection of the tibia, was found in the ruins with a stone door jamb on his head. What a way to go! First of al...
Read full storyA Long-repressed Beef with 1960s Cheesecake
My wife's in the other room, working on crafts, so I'm free to address a concern I have about Playboy models, especially those of the 1960s (although my concern really includes Playmates of every year). What's my beef? The absurd conditions or situations under which the magazine's photographers expect Playboy “readers” (read “voyeurs”) to believe (or to pretend not to disbelieve) woman—or Playmate...
Read full storyRosie and Dim - On the Roseanne Barr Fallout
TV creature Rosanne Barr has blamed a series of racist Tweets on a sedative she had been taking. As we wait for the judge to come back from recess in our trial (completely trumped up charges of multi million pound embezzlement, we can’t even spell embezzlement without auto correct) we had a look at what other celebrities blamed shit behaviour on. Tommy Robinson: Recently incarcerated racist pat...
Read full storyMan Experiences Strange Phenomenon On His Way Home
A man travelling back to his home in Battambang on a motorcycle being ridden by his wife, experienced a strange phenomenon this afternoon, when he noticed that, although one side of the road was wet and had puddles, the opposite side was bone dry!...
Read full storyTracing the source of an unwanted bank deposit
A repeated anonymous donor from Stoke has been thrown out of his home by his wife. John Ewes, 42, occasional smoker, had been donating to local sperm banks for 22 years and had never once informed his wife. Mary Ewes, 42, smoker (we think she was...
Read full storyTommy Robinson Escapes!
The whole of Britain was on high-alert this evening as news broke that the nation's most notorious and feared peaceful activist, Tommy Robinson, had escaped from prison! Robinson, arrested last weekend for standing outside a court in Leeds, was gi...
Read full storyDia cinco at the Nutters Beach Club and just kicked several beach bums off the terrace!
Dia cinco at the Nutters Beach Club and just kicked several beach bums off the terrace, damn gatecrasher's, do anything for a Pina Colada or 10! So that's got rid of that rubbish, now to tell you all about last nights entertainment: Sir Francis (Charlton) was back propping up the bar with help from his deaf, dumb and blind parrot and brought the house down with this little gem: No Walrus...
Read full storyRoseanne Barr Described As 'Big' And 'Large'
Roseanne Barr, the comedienne whose 'Roseanne' show made a stunning comeback recently, has been labelled 'big' and 'large', by Valerie Jarrett, a Senior Advisor to former president Barack Obama. The roly-poly funnywoman, 65, whose new version of t...
Read full storyThe Illegitimate President
James Clapper Jr. said it first. He didn’t just cast doubt on his legitimacy, he said it loud and clear that Trump was the illegitimate president of the United States. Take that tweeter! James Clapper earned his stripes; doing so legitimately.
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