Trudeau to the World's Wretches: No Vacancy!
Beaver Pelt, Canada — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who recently tried to upstage the Statue of Liberty's invitation to the “teeming masses” of the world's “wretched refuse,” announced, to the world (but particularly to South Americans) that any and...
Read full storyCycling 'With No Hands' Gets Nod
Cyclists who ride their bicycles with 'no hands' have been celebrating this morning after it was announced that the practice has been recognised as an individual discipline, and is to be considered for possible inclusion in the next-but-one Olympic G...
Read full storyLeprechaun abortion parties to end in Ireland
For many years, remote villages in Ireland have held a dark secret. It is illegal for a human doctor to perform an abortion, but there is no law against leprechauns carrying out the dangerous operation. Two or three times a year in each village, hidd...
Read full storyMan In Poster Looked A Bit Like Jim Ballantyne
A poster on the wall in a Battambang school showed an image of a man who looked a bit like Jim Ballantyne, a prison officer who another man used to work with. The other man, Moys Kenwood, 54, noticed the poster on the wall of the stairwell at the...
Read full storyDec. 1. 1941: Roosevelt Cancels Summit with Japanese Prime Minister
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. Exclusive to Spoof News. "It's not gonna happen!" With that terse comment, President Franklin D. Roosevelt today canceled the long hoped-for meeting between Japanese Prime Minister Hideki Tojo and the American president. Reporte...
Read full storyLorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds
There was a 30-yard tailback on a road in Battambang this morning, after a lorry shed its load of sheds. The lorry - which in the US would be described as 'the truck' - was being driven along the road from Baset in the direction of the city, by a...
Read full storyMan Furious Over Burnt Corn Flakes
A man eating his breakfast cereal was up in arms this morning after finding two burnt Corn Flakes in his bowl for the second day in succession. Moys Kenwood, 54, revealed how he opened a brand new box of Kellogg's Corn Flakes yesterday morning, a...
Read full storyELO Blamed for Movie Tanking
The director of a depressing movie blames the ELO song in the trailer for the movie tanking at the box office. "When you hear an ELO song in the trailer, it means that the movie is quirky, funny, and hip," said director, Sam Rutger. "Why they chos...
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