
80s Band Anticipates How Anticipated Their Anticipated Return is Anticipated to Be
One of the most longest named bands of the 1980s, Billy Stringbean and the Pufferfish, are making a comeback with their new album, Songs About Rocking. The highly-anticipated album is being accompanied by a tour, which kicked off last week in Cinc...
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Harvey Wineglass Productions presents: The Boys in the Gland
Harvey Wineglass, president of Wineglass Productions, announced this morning a new TV series titled: The Boys in the Gland. Wineglass stated at the press conference in Hollywood: "We are responding not only to a public demand for justice but an o...
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Royal Wedding? I Know Nothing Of It, Claims Man In Papua New Guinea
It's becoming clear that the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, thought to be the 'World Event Of 2018', isn't as widely-known-about as some people had imagined, after a man in Papua New Guinea claimed he knew nothing of it. The happ...
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UK Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn displays gentler side revealing endearing bucket list
As the UK Labour Party goes not just to hell in a handcart, but also to places that the Starship USS Enterprise never even dreamed of going to, Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour Party today showed his gentler side by releasing details of the "T...
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