Written by b kenneth mcgee

Saturday, 12 May 2018

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Harvey Wineglass, producer and pervert.

Harvey Wineglass, president of Wineglass Productions, announced this morning a new TV series titled: The Boys in the Gland.

Wineglass stated at the press conference in Hollywood: "We are responding not only to a public demand for justice but an outcry from those that have been publicly maligned and vilified by a greedy and selfish group of females that wish to serve only themselves."

Wineglass Productions expect to have three seasons filmed shortly ready for distribution and an all star cast for each episode. These include a diverse group of maligned men in sports, the film industry and politics.

From Bill O'Reilly to President Trump, each participant will tell the true story behind the fake news that has endeavored to destroy their lives.

The first episode features a famous figure from the sports world and is titled, "Glands Across America."

In response to a journalists question regarding timing and availabilit5y, Wineglass responded: "Perve Productions will be distributing the series and can be viewed on selected cable channels and all Motel 6 locations.

In related news, several female journalists have reported they were grabbed and forcefully kissed as they left the room in tears! Wineglass responded by calling out in a derisive voice..."Let's give these fine girls..."a big gland!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Movies, MeToo




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