Gina Haspel to Senators: How about I roast your nuts with hundreds of thousands of volts?
In a closed Senate hearing Wednesday morning, President Trump’s pick to head the CIA, Gina Haspel, made abundantly clear what failure to confirm her nomination would mean. The grandmotherly figure who at the outset of the hearing presented committee...
Read full storyPresident Bonespur Says, of John McCain, “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”
RATHOLE, D. C.—Echoing remarks he made about John McCain during his 2016 campaign, President Bonespur today joined in, after Kelly Sadler’s quip about John McCain “dying anyway,” with his own clever turn: “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”...
Read full storyGirl Had Face Full Of Zits
A man has told of a frightening incident in the Battambang commune of Tapon, in which he came face-to-face with a girl who had a face "full of zits". Moys Kenwood, 54, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, was at home eating his tea at around 7p...
Read full storyMalaysian Prime Minister Has A Cold
There was panic in the Malaysian capital of Kuala Lumpur last night when it was revealed that the country's newly-elected leader, the 92-year-old Dr. Mahathir Mohamad, had a cold. Dr. Mohamad is the oldest Prime Minister in the world, after his p...
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