Trump Tweets: Stormy Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not wishing to add any additional ammunition to Stormy Daniel's claim that she had sex with The Donald at the Celebrity Golf Tournament at Lake Tahoe in 2006, Trump dismissed her by tweeting: "As much as I admire her for her...
Read full storyTrump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade
To gain a more substantial toehold in the United States, (as though deciding the last election hadn’t been sufficient) Vladimir Putin generously suggested, that if Trump wanted to remain his good pal, as a gesture of friendship, he would return Alask...
Read full storyPerfectly Normal Male Behavior
Dr Herman Hervey Swinefield, the world renowned American philanderer and film critic has hit back against what he calls the unacceptable face of feminism. Touching up and fondling female backsides is all part of being a male sexual predator and p...
Read full storyThe Truth Behind the Trump-Kim Jong Un Meeting
It's no coincidence that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un wants to meet U.S. Presisdent Trump, at the same time as a sex scandal has hit the White House. According to Un, "We not going to meet to talk wimpy peace! I going to meet American porn...
Read full storyRussians poisoning Russians in the UK! And now the Chinese are doing it with their takeaways!
If Russia, seemingly behind poisonous attacks in the UK, wasn't bad enough! No, the Chinese are also rattling their sabres (not cyber ones) on the Green Island by stuffing their takeaways with deadly salt and sugar! Chinese takeaway lovers who pur...
Read full storyComedy Hall of Fame Adds New Members Amy Schumer and Donald Trump
Las Vegas, NV The Comedy Hall of Fame added new members Amy Schumer and Donald Trump at their annual banquet. "I guess we all agree that while we need inventive new comedians like Amy, what comedians REALLY need is good material, or stange incid...
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