Willoughby Cries Herself Into a State of Chronic Dehydration
During yesterday’s particularly moving “This Morning” segment, presenter Holly Willoughby shed so many tears that her entire body was drained of moisture, leaving her as a dried-out husk on the famous couch. As little Timmy Syrup, aged seven and...
Read full storyShocking Estimate of 2018 Voter Turnout
Friday, the C.I.A. released a preliminary report outlining the anticipated voter turnout in the 2018 US mid-term elections and the impact of Russian interference. CIA Director Mike Pompeo told this reporter, “All indications reflect the Russian tu...
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