French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower
The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...
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Hibernian defender Ryan Porteous has denied that head coach Neil Lennon has lost the dressing-room after a run of seven games without a win. Said Porteous "I can categorically confirm that it was still there after morning training". Arsenal player...
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Wall Street, Manhattan President Donald Trump has done it again, as he set a new record for negative tweeting. Because he broadcast a tariff deal as 'done' when it WASN'T done, the fine folks on Wall Street went into panic mode, and the Dow plunged 8...
Read full storyMel Gibson and O.J. Simpson Visit Bill Cosby in Prison
SCI Phoenix, Pennsylvania Mel Gibson and O.J. Simpson have both visited convicted rapist and one-time comedian Bill Cosby. Spoke Gibson, "I have to admit, I never really liked Bill until all this secret drink stuff came up. And then, when I found...
Read full storyMales are being mentally abused in society
Boys are being mentally tortured with feminist ideology by groups of people who believe that they can own other people like farm cattle. Feminist institutions, backed by misguided government policy, are teaching young boys at school to feel guilt...
Read full storyTrump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.
Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner. Here, I'll help you out with the first few. Read 'Trump is to being President as...' and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don't worry, it's easy! Trump is to being President as: a fish is to winning a running marathon. french fries are to being a gourmet meal. the...
Read full storyBuzzcocks' Pete Shelley And The Fall's Mark E. Smith To Have A Pint And Form Supergroup
Pete Shelley, the Buzzcocks frontman, is to form a supergroup with Mark E. Smith of The Fall, who died in January. Shelley - real name Peter Campbell McNeish - was 63, and died of a suspected heart attack at his home in Estonia on Thursday. He and...
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