Written by rfreed

Friday, 7 December 2018

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Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.

Here, I'll help you out with the first few. Read 'Trump is to being President as...' and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don't worry, it's easy!

Trump is to being President as:

a fish is to winning a running marathon.

french fries are to being a gourmet meal.

the Edsel is to being a Grand Prix winner.

boxing is to being a Sunday church event.

syphilis is to being a factor in a date's attractiveness.

(OK, you should have the gist of it now. You are on your own from here on.)

leprosy is to improving your social life.

drug addiction is to helping you reach your goal of sainthood.

falling down a flight of stairs is to helping your dancing career.

castor oil is for making a dressing for the salad bar.

a unicycle would be in the Tour de France.

poison ivy is in a floral display.

a lead fuselage is for a helicopter.

Dick Cheney to being made head of Amnesty International.

a porcupine would be in an airbag factory.

a bikini is on a walrus.

a landmine would be at a rugby game.

an elephant would be to a china shop (yes, there is a double meaning here).

poison oak is to a nudist colony.

(Hang in there! It is almost done!)

a Marine haircut would be on a super model.

having a rectum to a paramecium.

a condom collection to the Franciscans.

a pea shooter at a NRA convention.

a warthog is to a cosmetic line.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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