Bombshell: Trump Is Done. He's Finished. It's Over.
In a bombshell report first issued just days after the 2016 election and re-emerging today, it looks like Donald J. Trump's presidency is coming to an end. "I've been saying it for two years straight," said several news pundits who have been predi...
Read full storyThe last adults in the room celebrate with beer party in Mattis basement
General Mattis’ resignation, December 21, has brought a hue and cry in the mainstream media that “the last adults in the room” have left the Trump administration. Accordingly, Mr. Trump is seen as the equivalent of a schoolboy wearing a cap with h...
Read full storyStruggling Comic Strikes Gold with Trump
NYC -- 36 year-old Benjamin Kowalski of Newark, New Jersey, has struggled for more than 15 years to find success telling jokes on-stage. Born into a family of strict orthodox Jews, it was always assumed he was headed for medical or law school. But...
Read full storyLeicester City: Can They Win The Title Again?
Leicester City, the side that, against all odds, won the Premier League title three seasons ago, then faded badly like a team of chumps, but two victories in their last two games against Chelsea and Manchester City have caused 'experts' to think agai...
Read full story"May Isis Lop Off Your Head." Don't Tell Telemarketers That
Pinhole, California. A local man was arrested yesterday for an intemperate, but warranted, response to repeated calls from a credit card telemarketer. Having pressed "9" numerous times on earlier calls, and having received automated assurances that "...
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